Tag: humor
member name: Beverly P.
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June 13, 2007 04:58 AM EDT --
Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, Got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was to a military induction center, and because he was a good talker, . . .
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June 16, 2007 01:48 AM EDT --
Had to share this little chuckle..... sorry to the lawyers in the group but face it, you know we love to hate you! LOL
The Duck & the Lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Tennessee. . . .
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June 22, 2007 03:40 PM EDT --
I had to share this with my Gather friends. It's come around millions of times in the email but every once in a while when I get it again I have to chuckle. So enjoy.....
If you . . .
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July 06, 2007 03:56 AM EDT --
Ok, I can take a puck coming at me head on at 70MPH or more but I can't stand bugs.
GO figure....
The girl that's tuff as nails.... is really a whimp!
So if you want to score a goal on me....... . . .
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July 14, 2007 09:44 PM EDT --
Ok, I swear I'm not making this up.
My ex-husband is from a small town. He's about as "backwards" as a man can be and the minute you see him you think "lost in the 70's" . . .
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July 02, 2008 01:17 PM EDT --
I have a small house. A tiny cape cod style home in a middle class neighborhood. It's nice, sturdy, and well kept but it's small for a family of five. Four teens makes it even harder, . . .
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September 13, 2008 03:21 AM EDT --
Snap Goes the Swing
by Bev P.
I never said I was grown up
of this you can believe
For one day you saw my butt
as the swing flew through the breeze
I heard . . .
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December 10, 2008 04:25 PM EST --
Who is your real friend?
This really works...!
Try it!!!!!
Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is really happy . . .
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August 25, 2008 04:22 AM EDT --
WINGS OF FLAME
Dripping down your mouth
the red spices glistening
Your tongue slides over top
and begs for a drink
to soothe the fire
of the tasty hot wings
Yes.... the wings of flame . . .
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September 07, 2008 11:24 AM EDT --
This is an oldie but a goodie......
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and . . .
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June 19, 2007 12:16 PM EDT --
Had to share this little ditty I got in my email today.... found it kinda cute.....
We're off to see the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado....
and . . .
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June 11, 2007 07:02 PM EDT --
As a kid growing up I was an only child for 10 years. My mom, dad, and myself would go camping nearly every weekend in our little camper/trailer. It was a life we all enjoyed (evidently Mom . . .
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July 11, 2007 03:04 PM EDT --
I had to laugh the other day when I realized I had used one of my mom's lines to reprimand one of my kids. I took a step back and went "wow, I think I've become my mom".
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July 11, 2007 05:17 PM EDT --
The Annoying Fly
by Beverly P.
I have screens for a reason don't you know
So pests like you can scram... now go!
Don't buzz by my head, even one more time
I swear . . .
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June 09, 2008 06:37 PM EDT --
Please be warned!
Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. . . .
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June 18, 2008 07:44 PM EDT --
Some things that really just don't make sense in our life......
We pay for water in our house via the water company, yet continue to buy our drinking water in a bottle.
We purchase high fat, . . .
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August 12, 2008 02:55 AM EDT --
Engulfed by Water
by Beverly P.
*A little humor about swimming in the lake
My toes hit the ice cold water
It certainly couldn't get hotter
I dip in the Lake
A . . .
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August 12, 2008 12:06 PM EDT --
As if it wasn't evident enough by the many photos and stories I've told about the Chihuahua that owns me, she has now confirmed that I am completely at her mercy!
I recently got the bargain . . .
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June 13, 2007 01:02 AM EDT --
I have to confess first off that I love Robin Williams. I love his acting, I love his humor, I love him plain and simple, period. So now that I've confessed this... I will continue with . . .
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June 25, 2007 08:16 PM EDT --
Ok, why is it I can't turn it off? LOL
I've seen Office Space a million times before, yet here I sit... it comes on "E" and I just leave it go. I watch it off and on and still . . .
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